myswancostume:

does anyone else miss nutcracker season or am I just some sort of sick twisted nostalgic sadist

(Source: blonde-is-love)

Woman v. The Government

Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.

thevaroda:

Ketchup what are you doing in a pouch
What the fuck do you think this is Canada?
Get your ass back in a bottle where you belong

pleatedjeans:

endless origami

My contacts in the morning: NO! I WON'T GO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I WANT TO BE FREEEEEEE!
My contacts at night: NO! I LOVE THIS EYEBALL AND IT LOVES ME. YOU CAN'T SEPARATE US! OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN YOUR WILL! BACK OFF, OPPRESSOR!

I vote that until series three

undrunkscotsman:

a-wild-panda-appeared-and:

let-me-go-to-my-mind-palace:

song-of-the-oods:

rainbownotation:

fairyprincessthatbreathesfire:

ninesjumpersandmanlyjackets:

We call ourselves the Holmesless Network.

well we are sort of a rabble of grubby looking urchins

The Sherlockians are homeless without it though.

The Holmesless Network is vast and is fine when bribed with more feels.

THIS. IS. A. THING.

I vote that until series three

undrunkscotsman:

a-wild-panda-appeared-and:

let-me-go-to-my-mind-palace:

song-of-the-oods:

rainbownotation:

fairyprincessthatbreathesfire:

ninesjumpersandmanlyjackets:

We call ourselves the Holmesless Network.

well we are sort of a rabble of grubby looking urchins

The Sherlockians are homeless without it though.

The Holmesless Network is vast and is fine when bribed with more feels.

THIS. IS. A. THING.

gwhizantor:

that last one was actually in harry potter

(Source: sarcasmicduel)

Favorite. Scene. Of ever.

(Source: spreadthatshitlikenutella)

coelasquid:

chrisbattleart:

RIP Maurice Sendak (June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012)  Thanks for never talking down to kids.

This just made me really sad.

(Source: nevver)